The Derby Bio

Name: Dixie Snarlin'
Number: 2
Position: Blocker
Height: 6'1 on skates
Favorite things: hitting, striking, and maiming people... also tacos.
Quote: "I will punch you in the neck."
Bio: Dixie was born from a hurricane in the dirty south. She raised herself on the river, wrestling gators and hitting people for raising their eyebrows in her general direction. She was transplanted to Columbus when the Port Authority and the National Wildlife Association combined forces and ruled her "an endangerment to the preservation of the alligator population." A river rat, she's hell on wheels in a tank top and a tutu.
In real life: She works for the newspaper writing obituaries, it keeps her humble to see that there are still deaths that come through that she hasn't caused.
When not on skates: people mistake her for a sweet, harmless southern girl in little dresses and ballet flats. But that's okay, the one's who don't see it coming have much funnier looks on their faces when they go down.
Fun Fact: Dixie is perpetually armed and has weapons hidden everywhere, all over the world... and behind you.

I'll continue to update on my roller derby shenanigans. It's too fun not to.